nsalamo5: hi...
nsalamo5: how are you?
DJKwirk: hi i'm doin good
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nsalamo5: hi
nsalamo5: oh sorry
DJKwirk: thas ok
DJKwirk: so whats up?
nsalamo5: well i'm good too. thanks for asking.
nsalamo5: :-D
nsalamo5: just... um... ya know... preparing for graduation and moving and whatnot
DJKwirk: cool
DJKwirk: did you see my set last sat?
nsalamo5: what?
nsalamo5: how would I? in oregon??
DJKwirk: haha
DJKwirk: i'm sorry
DJKwirk: i'm really stoned rite now
nsalamo5: nate?
nsalamo5: what?!
DJKwirk: what?
DJKwirk: i said im stoned
nsalamo5: you're acting strange
DJKwirk: it's the weed
DJKwirk: i think
nsalamo5: yeah.. um..
nsalamo5: didn't know you still did that...
DJKwirk: maybe the e i did this weekend had something to do with it too
nsalamo5: so you're smoking again, and pot too
DJKwirk: it makes me mix better
nsalamo5: and your doing x again?? no way
DJKwirk: sometimes
DJKwirk: yeah i slipped
nsalamo5: so where did you spin at
DJKwirk: the hole
nsalamo5: what's that?
DJKwirk: shitty lil club
DJKwirk: it was cool tho
nsalamo5: so are you excited to come home?
nsalamo5: and see the family?
DJKwirk: ehh not really
nsalamo5: what?! why not?
nsalamo5: but its your grandma's birthday.
DJKwirk: i dunno
DJKwirk: i've been feelin really depressed lately
nsalamo5: so why are you stoned on a tuesday night?
DJKwirk: dunno
nsalamo5: i know the feeling
nsalamo5: i've been missing talking to you
DJKwirk: hopefully the e will help with that
nsalamo5: doesn't help
DJKwirk: i miss you too hun-e
DJKwirk: it helps for about 4 hours or so
nsalamo5: i just feel like i lost a really good friend
nsalamo5: over something so stupid
DJKwirk: i'm really sorry
nsalamo5: and i want to talk to you now, especially since i've been seeing someone seriously
DJKwirk: it's ok, really
nsalamo5: there's nothing to be sorry about.
DJKwirk: i don't care anymore
nsalamo5: about me?!
DJKwirk: i still got my turntables
nsalamo5: wow. thanks
DJKwirk: like i said, don't worry...i'm not
nsalamo5: i'm not what?
nsalamo5: gay?
DJKwirk: i'm not worried
nsalamo5: lol... i'm jk
nsalamo5: i am
nsalamo5: i'm worried
DJKwirk: about what?
nsalamo5: that i'll never talk to you again
DJKwirk: well
DJKwirk: whenever you want to talk, you know my sn
DJKwirk: it's DJKwirk
DJKwirk: I'm DJKwirk, that's me
nsalamo5: its not the same
nsalamo5: you don't call me anymore
DJKwirk: so whoever yo think you're talking to, it really is me, DJKwirk
DJKwirk: i've been too busy mixing
nsalamo5: nate. you're so strange
DJKwirk: sorry
nsalamo5: i've been seeing my g.a. from my soc class.
DJKwirk: i havent smoked in so long
DJKwirk: that's cool
nsalamo5: though its a 5 year age difference or anything
nsalamo5: he's a first year
nsalamo5: how's school and stuff?
DJKwirk: same old
nsalamo5: the lab your teaching?
nsalamo5: timber???
DJKwirk: the timber lab?
DJKwirk: yeh it's goin good
nsalamo5: timber the dog
DJKwirk: yes i know
DJKwirk: i taught him to walk on his hind legs
nsalamo5: how come you didn't respond to my email..?
DJKwirk: i forgot about it
nsalamo5: really? you spent extra time with timber?
nsalamo5: sounds like nate
DJKwirk: yeah
DJKwirk: that's me, i'm nate
nsalamo5: yeah. you never did make me a cd
DJKwirk: well you know how i am
nsalamo5: guess what's coming up pretty soon??
DJKwirk: always the perfectionist
DJKwirk: what?
nsalamo5: in a couple weeks
nsalamo5: i never thought you were a perfectionist
DJKwirk: i am when it comes to mixes
nsalamo5: you're too messy
nsalamo5: may 11th!
DJKwirk: umm...
DJKwirk: sorry i can't remember
nsalamo5: thanks
DJKwirk: arbor day?
nsalamo5: my birthday?
nsalamo5: hmm.. yeah thanks
DJKwirk: OH!
DJKwirk: sorry
DJKwirk: LOL
nsalamo5: not funny
nsalamo5: i didn't forget your birthday
DJKwirk: it would be if you were high
nsalamo5: who did you smoke with?
DJKwirk: just me
nsalamo5: i invited you to my party
nsalamo5: though i know you can't come
DJKwirk: that was kind of silly
nsalamo5: why?
nsalamo5: you were going to be in this state at least
DJKwirk: well, if i can't come it seems point-less to invite me
nsalamo5: its the ivitation that counts
nsalamo5: invitation
nsalamo5: not pointless. it was sent to my whole address book anyway
DJKwirk: well i wish i could come
nsalamo5: i called you a couple weeks ago too
DJKwirk: yea i know
nsalamo5: ok...
nsalamo5: i really do miss you nate and your friendship, i mean that...
DJKwirk: ok
DJKwirk: brb
DJKwirk: ok i'm back
nsalamo5: so you knew i called... and emailed... ever planned on calling me back?
nsalamo5: be honest
DJKwirk: to tell the truth, no
DJKwirk: it's not you
nsalamo5: no?
DJKwirk: it's someone else
nsalamo5: why not?
nsalamo5: someone else?
nsalamo5: what do you mean by that?
DJKwirk: i met this girl, we've been spending a lot of time together
nsalamo5: oh. tell me about her
DJKwirk: she's a dj too
DJKwirk: we met at dusty grooves
nsalamo5: what's that?
DJKwirk: a record store
DJKwirk: but she's cool, i think you'd like her
nsalamo5: and so... just didn't have time to call me back?
DJKwirk: yeah
nsalamo5: well that's nice.
nsalamo5: i'm thrilled for you
nsalamo5: so why would you be depressed lately then?
DJKwirk: i don't know
DJKwirk: maybe i haven't been eating enough vegetables
nsalamo5: i'm not a vegetarian anymore
DJKwirk: really?
DJKwirk: why not?
nsalamo5: of course i am!!! i just wanted to see your reaction!!!! some reaction!!!!!!!
nsalamo5: you didn't even care!!!!
DJKwirk: geez
DJKwirk: like i really would care if you ate meat again
nsalamo5: what?
nsalamo5: you wouldn't care?
nsalamo5: really?
DJKwirk: no, why would i? it's your life
DJKwirk: do what you wanna do
nsalamo5: right...
nsalamo5: i would care if you did
DJKwirk: i dunno
DJKwirk: if you really started eating meat again i wouldn't care too mmuch
DJKwirk: i've been thinking lately if being vegetarian is worth it anyway
nsalamo5: makes sense that you wouldn't care.
nsalamo5: what?!!!!!!
nsalamo5: what do you mean??
DJKwirk: well
DJKwirk: look at the way our teeth are designed
nsalamo5: its wrong. morally... environmentally...
nsalamo5: fuck that argument
DJKwirk: if we were meant to eat only veggies why do we have sharp teeth?
nsalamo5: who cares about meant to?
nsalamo5: its just wrong
nsalamo5: animals are not ours to eat. or experiment on.
DJKwirk: animals eat other animals
nsalamo5: nate.
nsalamo5: stop
DJKwirk: what?
nsalamo5: your supposed to be the person in my life who understands fully why i am a vegetarian
DJKwirk: LOL
nsalamo5: worth it??! i'm disappointed in you
DJKwirk: i was playing devils advocate
DJKwirk: you should stop caring what other people think of your beliefs
DJKwirk: and that's why i stopped caring, and you should too
DJKwirk: we're all gonna die in a couple months anyway
nsalamo5: wait.. what?
DJKwirk: we're all doomed
nsalamo5: i will fight for my beliefs to anyone
nsalamo5: i don't care what they think about them
nsalamo5: but i will tell them that they are wrong
DJKwirk: yea but i've been thinking about that too lately
nsalamo5: what?
nsalamo5: that you shouldn't "preach"?
nsalamo5: i don't
DJKwirk: it's just not worth the energy trying to convince ppl of their faults
DJKwirk: believe me i've tried
nsalamo5: sometimes people don't realize thier faults
nsalamo5: you couldn't even make me a top 5 list of your faults
DJKwirk: yes but most people will not change, even if they realize what they're doing is wrong
DJKwirk: oh really>
nsalamo5: yeah really
DJKwirk: let's see it
DJKwirk: right now
DJKwirk: it's go time baby
nsalamo5: see what?
nsalamo5: your going to make me a list?
DJKwirk: your top 5 list of my faults
nsalamo5: you have them
nsalamo5: i gave them to you
nsalamo5: you never game me yours
nsalamo5: gave
DJKwirk: sorry i misunderstoof
nsalamo5: yeah. you blew off that top 5
DJKwirk: but thats what i mean
nsalamo5: wonder why
nsalamo5: what do you mean?
DJKwirk: don't waste time pointing out faults, in others or yourself
DJKwirk: instead look at the good
nsalamo5: OH!!!!
nsalamo5: your faults!
nsalamo5: ok
DJKwirk: it's not my fault!
nsalamo5: i know your good qualities
nsalamo5: no, i mean you wanted to hear what faults i think you have?
DJKwirk: yea that's what i thought you said
nsalamo5: actually what we were just talking about earlier
nsalamo5: i feel like you don't bother to stick up for what you believe in
DJKwirk: hmm
DJKwirk: like what
nsalamo5: see earlier conversation
DJKwirk: yeah i know about veg. but wht else
nsalamo5: i think you possess pushover-like qualities
DJKwirk: yeah i agree with you there
nsalamo5: and that you're a people pleaser
DJKwirk: i think i am too much of a people pleaser
DJKwirk: LOL
DJKwirk: that was weird
nsalamo5: i think you're really passive
DJKwirk: no argument there
nsalamo5: you don't go out of your way for people
nsalamo5: yet your a people pleaser
DJKwirk: ok but what do you think about my mixing>
nsalamo5: you're the messiest person i have ever known.
nsalamo5: what i heard... i liked
nsalamo5: you never did make me a cd
nsalamo5: did you read about aquarians?
nsalamo5: i told you how they like to juggle
DJKwirk: i dont believe in astronomy
nsalamo5: you probably thought i was kidding
nsalamo5: but you do like science
DJKwirk: astronomy isn't science though
nsalamo5: you're self-absorbed
DJKwirk: why are you telling me all this?
nsalamo5: cuz you asked
nsalamo5: so you read about aquarians then
DJKwirk: yeah but i didn't think you'd actually DO it
DJKwirk: no i didn't
DJKwirk: waste of time
nsalamo5: you didn't read what i put in there?
nsalamo5: fantastic
DJKwirk: no
DJKwirk: brb
nsalamo5: no? no what exactly?
DJKwirk: back
DJKwirk: i didn't read the aquarian stuff
nsalamo5: that's nice
nsalamo5: cuz it describes you pretty damn good
DJKwirk: astronomy is all fake
nsalamo5: astrology you mean, you nerd??
DJKwirk: they way they write descriptions of people, they can apply to everybody
DJKwirk: no astrology is stars and stuff
nsalamo5: that's what i was saying... astronomy is a science
nsalamo5: astronomy is stars
nsalamo5: stoned boy
DJKwirk: i'm not stoned anymore
DJKwirk: this convo has been a buzzkill
nsalamo5: what?!!!
DJKwirk: it got me thinking about stuff
nsalamo5: right.. you meant that to insult me
nsalamo5: astronomy is stars. silly.
DJKwirk: you just insulted me five times
nsalamo5: you agreed.
DJKwirk: it was a test
nsalamo5: you wanted me to make you a list
DJKwirk: and you failed the test
nsalamo5: a test for what?
DJKwirk: the nate test
nsalamo5: you asked. i told
DJKwirk: yes but you shouldn't have
DJKwirk: ok i will insult you 5 times to make it even
nsalamo5: oh believe me.. i know i've failed every single nate test there is in existance
nsalamo5: go right ahead
DJKwirk: 1. you're posessive
DJKwirk: 2. you don't know how to have a good time
DJKwirk: 3. you lack a good sense of humor
DJKwirk: 4. you don't exercise enough
DJKwirk: 5. you are kind of boring
DJKwirk: ok now we're even
DJKwirk: so tell me about this guy you've been seeing
DJKwirk: hello?
DJKwirk: u there?
DJKwirk: natalie? i'm sorry, maybe i crossed the line
DJKwirk: it's probably the weed and e talkin
nsalamo5: FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING PRICK
DJKwirk: LOL
DJKwirk: OK, the joke is over
DJKwirk: I'm not "DJ Kwirk" or nate or whoever you think i am
DJKwirk: i live in arizona
DJKwirk: i have no idea who you are either
nsalamo5: THAT'S A FUCKING LIE YOU ASSHOLE
DJKwirk: maybe next time you send IMs to people you aren't sure what their s/n is, make sure you know who you're talking to
DJKwirk: LOL
nsalamo5: i don't even know who you are
DJKwirk: OH my god this is the funniest shit ever
nsalamo5: funny?
DJKwirk: the message board is gonna love this
nsalamo5: what?!!
DJKwirk: priceless internet comedy
DJKwirk: i can't believe you didn't realize i was messin with you
DJKwirk: DJKwirk: whenever you want to talk, you know my sn
DJKwirk: it's DJKwirk
DJKwirk: I'm DJKwirk, that's me
DJKwirk: so, don't get mad at your ex because of me
DJKwirk: i wouldn't want to fuck up your friendship because of this
DJKwirk: although, i still believe we are meant to eat meat
DJKwirk: you have to admit
DJKwirk: this was pretty funny
DJKwirk: for me, anyway